I don't mean to imply that right-handed people deserve more rights than left-handed people, but let's be honest, there are more of us than there are of them (or of you, as the case may be). So if the majority of people in this world are right-handed, why is it that in every house and every apartment that I've ever lived in, the power outlet in the bathroom is to the left of the mirror rather than the right, so that every time I try to dry or curl or straighten my hair, the damn cord gets caught on the sink? It's very inconvenient. Just saying.
So to the people responsible, I curse you:
May gout disfigure you.
